Friday, January 04, 2008

A Noun, a Verb, and 9/11

NOSFERATU-LOOKING PHILANDERER RUDY GIULIANI is once again proving Senator Joe Biden's statement above — which describes every sentence out of Rudy's mouth — to be spot-on. Even in waving off his sixth-place finish in Iowa — falling behind even Freikorpsführer Ron Paul — he had to conjure up his sole reason for persisting on the American stage.

Originally, Rudy The G wasn't going to campaign in New Hampshire, trusting instead to make a strong showing in Florida. As Iowa's caucuses loomed, however, he apparently found it necessary to buttress his "Florida Firewall" with some face time in Live Free or Die country. So it was natural that folks might believe he would now have more interest in Iowa's doings as well.

When asked what his reaction was, from afar, to his result in Iowa, and his slippage in New Hampshire, Giuliani said, "None of this worries me. . . . September 11th, there were times I was worried. . . ."

Is this what this whore has fallen to? Even in defeat, he has to rip this scab off again? This from the man who seemingly wants to accelerate our slide to the 1984 scenario, in which we are permanently at war with, well, everyone. As we learned from that novel, repetition of slogans eventually anesthetizes a population. So we really shouldn't be surprised to see him follow the script of some of his jackbooted predecessors.


Ratatosk said...

Spot on commentary!

I actually watched Rudy utter that (the "worried" statement), laughed like hell, and expressed an identical sentiment to my better half. Unbelievable.

Somebody pass the Carson swami hat to Joe Biden, because he's being proved more true every day.

Message to Rudy: The horse is beaten, dead, meat falling off the bone, zombified, and shot in the head ... and no one (with any intelligence) cares.

Schizohedron said...

He did it again! Did you hear his clip following Clinton's pre-primary tears, in which he said, "The reality is, if you look at me, September 11 — the funerals, the memorial services — there were times in which it was impossible not to feel the emotion." It's like an extension of his autonomic functions. He can't control it.

Also heard his Florida Firewall strategy involves 3 grueling weeks of campaigning in the Sunshine State. During winter. Very clever. This is like me serving house arrest in the Bellagio poker room.

Man, you mention meat falling off the bone, I have flashbacks to the New Year's BBQ. ::salivates::